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so in the letter informing me of my 44k scholarship
they had the sense to include 2 now and laters. like “hey
were paying for your higher education
AND YOU GET CANDEH”
i cried
why do people want to kiss in the rain? what happens afterwards, like, “well my shirt is wet and im afeared of catching the pneumonia so i guess see ya later or whatever
ps i like you a little i guess”
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what if i had an imaginary victorian butler named edmond and what if he prepared vittles for me and my lady and what if he readied the carriage to take us to the town square for a night of theatre and merriment
